I never actually was addicted to cigarettes, i still am not addicted to them, i could stop any minute and i wouldn't care.
Why i smoke then? Is not just for fashion. Sure when i was 14 it was mostly for that sense of maturity you get while letting the smoke out of your mouth but then you change, or at least you should...Paris please pay attention, this is an important lesson!
Anyway i shouldn't be that bold to teach anyone a lesson because here is the real reason why i smoke...not to eat!
A lot of people take weight because they stop smoking, i start smoking to lose weight...isn't that hilarious!
But look, i am not done yet with the gayesness, no wait, oh gaiety (i had to look it up), in Spain i bought some special cigars that taste like toffee. I told to myself "If i smoke something that tastes like sweets i will not eat sweets and will lose weight (while getting cancer)".
But then again, who said i like the taste of a chimney in my mouth???
So what would you do in my shoes? I know what i would do...i'll eat a sweet!
Sometimes i find myself pretty histerical!
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